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George Carlin was one of the most famous comedians ever. In 1992, he did a show called Jammin' In New York at Madison Square Garden. Most of his shows were full of "controlled anger" about the government, but there is one special part called "Little Things We Share" that is actually very sweet—and hilarious.

In this part, Carlin stops yelling about the world and starts talking about the tiny, weird things we all do when we are alone or just living our lives.

The "Standard Script" of Being Human

Carlin believed that even though we all look different and come from different places, our brains often follow the same "Standard Script." He pointed out the small moments that bring us together.

• The "Strong Man" Trick: Have you ever gone to pick up a suitcase or a box that you thought was full, but it turned out to be empty? For just a split second, when you lift it way too fast, you feel like you have "Real Power" or super strength.

• The "Invisible Wall": He talked about how we all act when we walk into a room and suddenly forget why we went in there. We stand there looking confused, then turn around and walk back out, hoping our memory comes back.

• The "Mirror Check": He made fun of how everyone looks terrible under the bright, buzzing fluorescent lights in a public bathroom. It’s like a "Diagnostic" of our faces that no one asked for!

Why This Matters for You

You might think a guy from 1992 wouldn't "get" life today, but Carlin was a genius at noticing human nature.

1. Observational Comedy: He was one of the first people to do "Did you ever notice...?" style jokes. He didn't just tell a story; he acted it out with his whole body and funny voices.

2. Breaking the "Moral Theater": Most people try to act perfect in public. Carlin’s comedy was about tearing down that "Theater" and showing that we are all actually pretty goofy and weird.

3. Language is a Tool: Carlin loved the English language. He showed that if you pay attention to the words people use, you can see how they are trying to trick you or hide the truth.

The Verdict: We Are More Alike Than Different

Carlin's main point in this segment was that politicians and the media try to keep us fighting over our differences. They use "Managed Ambiguity" to make us stay angry at each other. But if you look at the "Little Things," you see that we are all just "Subhuman" goofballs trying to figure out how to walk next to someone on a sidewalk without bumping into them.

In his 1988 special What Am I Doing in New Jersey? and later rants, George Carlin peeled back the "thin coat of paint" on the American justice system. To Carlin, the death penalty wasn’t about justice or preventing crime; it was designed to give the public a fake sense of safety while the real criminals ran the country.

In 2026, as the debate over capital punishment returns to the front pages, Carlin’s view is more accurate than ever.

The Diagnostic: Why We Kill the Wrong People

Carlin argued that the government likes the death penalty because it’s a distraction. It makes people feel like the state is "doing something" about crime, but it never touches the people who actually cause the most damage.

○ The "Crucify the Bankers" Proposal

Carlin pointed out that most people want to expand the death penalty to include drug dealers. But he argued that drug dealers aren't afraid to die—they’re already killing each other in the streets every day. If you really wanted to stop the drug trade, you wouldn't kill the "street-level monkeys"; you would kill the bankers who launder the money.

• The Quote: "Let’s execute some of these white, middle-class Republican bankers... and I don’t mean any of this lethal injection stuff. I mean crucifixion!"

○ The Hygiene of Death ➔

He mocked how "civilized" we try to make execution. We use lethal injection and swab the prisoner’s arm with alcohol first because we're "afraid of infection." Carlin saw this as the ultimate hypocrisy: we want to be "clean" while we commit a state-sponsored killing.

The "New Order" of Punishment

Carlin thought the current methods were too boring. If the state is going to kill people for "theater," he argued, they should at least make it interesting.

• The High-Speed Catapult: He suggested shooting prisoners into a brick wall at 200 miles per hour.

• The Angel Dust Wolverine: Dipping a criminal in brown gravy and locking him in a room with a wolverine that’s high on PCP.

• The "Pay-Per-View" Finale: He predicted that eventually, the government would put executions on TV—not to teach a lesson, but to sell advertising space for beer and trucks.

Why It Matters in 2026: The "Managed Fear" Script

The death penalty is a tool of Managed Fear. It keeps the public focused on "violent individuals" so they don't look at the systemic violence of poverty, lack of healthcare, or corporate greed.

• For the Student: Carlin is showing you that the "Law and Order" gang loves to talk about "the sanctity of life" when it comes to the death penalty, but they don't seem to care about life when it comes to hungry children or homeless veterans.

• For the Analyst: Capital punishment is a diagnostic of a society that has given up on solving problems and has decided to just "eliminate" the symptoms. It’s the ultimate "Managed Retreat" from actual justice.

The Bottom Line

George Carlin’s message was that the death penalty is just another "shiny object" to keep you distracted. It’s a way for the "Real Power" to prove it can kill you if it wants to, while pretending it’s doing it for your own good. In 2026, as the world gets louder and scarier, remember Carlin's advice: Don't trust the people who are in a hurry to kill in the name of "life."

In the early 1990s, a comedian named Bill Hicks stood on a stage in London and delivered a speech that people are still talking about in 2026. He wasn't just telling jokes; he was giving a "diagnostic" of the human mind. He wanted everyone to understand that the scary, loud, and stressful world we live in is actually just an illusion.

The World as an Amusement Park

Hicks explained that life is a lot like a ride at a theme park. It’s exciting, it’s fast, and it feels 100% real while you're on it. But most people forget it's a ride and start getting terrified.

○ The "Vibrant Illusion"

The ride is brightly colored and very loud. It has "thrills and chills" that keep us distracted. Because our minds are so powerful, we trick ourselves into thinking that our bank accounts, our worries, and our "stuff" are the only things that matter.

○ The "Truth-Tellers"

Every now and then, someone figures out it’s just a ride. They come back and tell everyone: "Hey, don't worry! Don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." But Hicks points out a dark pattern: we usually try to silence or "kill" those people because we have "invested" too much in the ride. We want to believe the stress is real.

The Choice: Fear vs. Love

The most important part of the speech is about the "Real Power" we all have: the power to choose how we see the ride. Hicks says there is no middle ground—it’s a choice between Fear and Love.

• The Eyes of Fear: Fear wants you to put bigger locks on your door. It wants you to buy weapons, stay angry, and close yourself off from other people. It treats life like a competition where everyone is an enemy.

• The Eyes of Love: Love sees everyone as one. It understands that we are all on the same ride. Instead of building walls, Love wants to build a better experience for everyone.

How to Change the "Ride" in 2026

Hicks didn't just want us to feel good; he wanted us to act. He proposed a simple engineering fix for the world:

○ Swap the Budget

He suggested taking all the money the world spends on weapons and war each year and spending it on food, clothing, and education for the poor. He argued that this would pay for everything "many times over" and allow us to explore space—both the stars above us and the "inner space" of our own minds—forever, in peace.

The Bottom Line

The message for the new generation is simple: Don't take the "Stage" of the world too seriously. The stress of social media, the pressure of school, and the fear of the future are all part of the ride.

• Remember that you can change your "ride" any time you want just by changing how you look at it.

• Hicks was describing Managed Consciousness. The system wants you to stay in a state of fear because fearful people are easier to control.

At the end of the day, Hicks reminds us that we are the creators of our own reality. If we choose love over fear, we can turn a scary ride into a beautiful one.

George Carlin used to joke that modern civilization is just a "thin coat of paint" over a bunch of savages. He looked at our gadgets and our "stuff" and saw a society that was one power outage away from a total meltdown. If the world suddenly lost electricity in 2026, we wouldn’t just be sitting in the dark—we would be watching the "Moral Theater" of the modern world collapse in real-time. Here is the analysis of what happens when the "Big Switch" stays off.

Phase 1: The "Digital Ghost" (The First 24 Hours)

We live in a world where we think we "own" things, but Carlin would remind us that if it’s on a screen, you don’t own it—you’re just renting it from the electric company.

○ The Silence of the Grid: Within minutes, the "Managed Ambiguity" of our lives disappears. No TikTok, no Google, no GPS. For the first time in a century, people would have to look at the actual stars to figure out where they are.

○ The Money Vanishes: Most of our "wealth" is just glowing numbers on a server. Without electricity, your bank account doesn't exist. ATMs become heavy, useless boxes of metal. Credit cards become pieces of plastic. We go from a high-tech economy to a "what do you have in your pockets?" economy instantly.

Phase 2: The "Faucet" Runs Dry (Day 3 to Day 7)

This is where the "Stuff" Carlin talked about starts to fail us. We think we are masters of nature, but we’ve forgotten how the pipes work.

○ The Water Crisis: Most people don't realize that water requires electricity to move. Pumps in the city reservoirs stop working. If you live in a high-rise building, gravity becomes your enemy. No flushable toilets, no running showers.

○ The Food Chain Snaps: Our grocery stores work on a "Just-in-Time" delivery system. Without electricity for refrigeration or fuel pumps for trucks, the shelves are empty in 72 hours. The "Managed Retreat" of the middle class begins as people realize their refrigerator is now just a smelly closet.

Phase 3: The "Thin Coat of Paint" Peels (The First Month)

George Carlin always said that underneath the suits and the ties, we are just "monkeys with smartphones." When the smartphones die, the monkeys get nervous.

○ The Security Vacuum: Without streetlights, alarms, or police radios, the "Moral Theater" of law and order breaks down. In the 2026 world, we rely on "surveillance" to keep people honest. Without it, the "Real Power" moves to whoever has the most physical resources—food, clean water, and tools.

○ The End of Globalism: The "Donroe Doctrine" or any other political plan doesn't matter if you can't send an email. The world shrinks. Your "world" is now only as far as you can walk. Modern civilization is built on connectivity; without electricity, we are reset to the year 1820, but without the 1820 skills.

The Diagnostic: We Are "Over-Leveraged" on Electrons

The irony of 2026 is that we have more "knowledge" than ever before, but it is all stored in a format that requires a plug.

• The Skill Gap: In the 1900s, people knew how to salt meat, dig wells, and build fires. Today, we know how to "optimize SEO." You can't eat a keyword, and you can't stay warm with a "like" count.

• The Population Problem: Our current population size is only possible because of industrial farming and medicine—both of which require a massive amount of electricity. Without it, the "carrying capacity" of the Earth drops significantly.

The Big Take

If George Carlin were here in 2026, he’d probably be laughing at us. He’d say we built a "House of Cards" and forgot that the cards are made of light. Losing electricity wouldn't just be an "inconvenience"—it would be a Total Reset. It would reveal that our "Modern Civilization" was just a very expensive, very bright distraction from the fact that we’ve forgotten how to be animals that can survive on a planet.